breakfast blogger

The bacon pancakes seemed to be a sizzle and it got the bacon section of my brain craving more bacony goodness. In my search to satiate my bacon needs I came across some of the more bazaar influences of bacon.

New car smell is soooo out! Welcome the wave of the future! Bacon air freshener. Nothing like opening your car door after a long day at the office and getting a whiff of the welcoming smell of fresh cooked bacon! I can feel myself starting to drool just thinking about it!

Ow! MOM! I skinned my knee! Better get the bacon strips! Yep, bacon bandages. For those die hard bacon lovers who like to patch their owies with adhesive bacon. It even comes with a free toy!

And for those who like a little variety in their breakfast booboo covers, they come in bacon and fried egg packs as well.

Perhaps I’m a little late with this one, but at least all the young men out there will have a whole year to save up and put an order in for their very own bacon print scented tuxedo! Thats right, you can not only go to prom looking like bacon, but you will have the girl drooling over your crisp bacon smell!

Last but certainly not least is my personal favorite. There is nothing quite like waking up to the smell of cooking bacon and now you can have that smell every morning at your bedside table! No more screaming alarm clock, just the gentle sounds of sizzling bacon and the aroma wafting from your clock to rouse you from sleep. That’s right. Some die hard bacon fan has created the Wake’n'Bacon. The wooden construction worries me a bit, but I’m sold!

My hat goes off to all those amazing bacon inventors! HAZAH!

[ed: Don’t forget The Bacon Show: ONE BACON RECIPE PER DAY, EVERY DAY, FOREVER! …Since November 12, 2005]

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