In my travels, although I do enjoy and appreciate the hospitality of friends and family, I sometimes have the privilege of staying in nice hotels. Sometimes, perhaps about once a year, I get to stay at a really nice hotel. As part of a birthday gesture to my Very Special Ladyfriend, I arranged for us to stay at the Waldorf-Astoria - perhaps the most famous hotel in Manhattan, possibly in the world.
Their reputation is obviously top-notch, but after 100 or so years in operation, the service is most definitely beginning to show signs of slipping. After one reservations and communications mishap too many, the manager (impressive that a peon from Montreal should be granted an audience with the manager!) offered us free breakfast the next morning. Trying out my best Daniel Craig impersonation, I called his bet and raised.
“Sure. Breakfast, But, let’s make it ‘room service’”. To my surprise, he obliged.
Luckily, this converstaion took place whilst my VSL was soaking in the lush atmosphere of the Waldorf-Astoria lobby, which was filled to the gills with tuxedo-clad gentlemen and their wives about to attend one the many galas held each night in the ballroom. Eggsellent, a surprise for my honey.
That evening, we went to bed following a fabulous birthday dinner at Orchard. I will not divulge any details of that meal since it was not my first meal of the day - feel free to read a review of it here or wait for my new food website to hit the cyberworld in the coming days. We awoke at about 9am, and looked out our hotel-room window to discover that it was raining in Manhattan. The bad weather postponed, or even canceled, our plans to walk the streets of New York all day, window shopping, shopping, and eating. In lazy holiday moods, we switched on the television and watched a bad movie in bed, and then realized that we were very hungry. It was my VSL ’s birthday and she didn’t feel like getting up just yet, so I suggested that I quickly get dressed and run out in the rain to see if I could forage for breakfast in the streets of upper Manhattan. Of course, my VSL knew perfectly well that the only edibles within 3 blocks of the Waldorf would be street vendors grilling hot dogs or newsmen hawking candybars. Just as we were pontificating our sad situation, which was growing more desperate with each growl in our bellies, there was a knock at the door.
“Who could that be?” I moaned, hinting that it could perhaps be another misinformed Waldorf-Astoria representative trying to tell us that we had to switch rooms, or should be checking out, or maybe that a couple of New York’s finest were here to take us away. I growled, hesitantly donned my Waldorf-Astoria bathrobe, and made my way to the door.
Then, surprise, surprise, I wheeled a room service cart into the room and surprised the begeezuss out of my VSL. 
Full breakfast decorated with white roses and fresh squeezed orange juice to boot! There was also a basket of breads and croissants, coffee, and an array of jams and preserves.
What could be under here . . .?
Scrambled eggs with sausage! 
And it comes with such cute and luxurious accoutrements:
Fresh butter pats with nothing less than the Waldor-Astoria seal of approval.
Mini bottles of Heinz ketchup (yes, of course I took the unopened bottle home with me)
Naturally, they have their own silverware. (No, I did not take this home with me)
Croissant with marmalade: Absolutely delicious.
After eating our breakfast in our triple-sheeted king-size bed, I decided to check out the room-service menu to see what this feast would have cost us.
Whoa. Thiry-one US dollars. That is actually sixty-two dollars for two of us, plus tip. It was good, but not that good. The eggs were perfect and the potatoes were first-rate. The croissants were actually decent considering we were not in France or Montreal, and besides, we expected them to to below-par since they call them ‘crescents’ in the USA. The juice was fresh-squeezed, but the sausages were weird: Chewy with thick, rubbery skins kind of weird - and a little too much fake hickory chemical taste. They definitely have to work on the sausages.
Let’s see some other prices . . .who could have thought that a bowl of cereal would be US&8.50? Nine bucks for half a grapefruit?!? Oy.


Well, all in all, this was a great breakfast experience, but I highly doubt I would ever had done this if it were not offered with the full compliments of the lovely Waldorf-Astoria.
By the time we showered and dressed, the rain had stopped and we proceeded to have a lovely day of strolling in Manhattan. Straight to Zabar’s…